budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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opheliona:

Posting art online
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

1612th:

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

(via mushyx3)

"Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her."
- (via meg-matthews)

(Source: shesmadbutsheismagic, via kyliemmckenna)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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vvebcame:

asoothingdelight:

SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

a shout out to myself

(Source: overcrept, via que-sad-illa)

prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

(Source: prettyoutcast, via kandykushkitten)

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